Are dolphins real?
Yes, but their mental states are a matter of ongoing controversy.
Yeah, common misconception that dolphins are sweet happy creatures in reality they’re demons.
I saw a dolphin once
He was smiling, but it was clearly a rictus grin
The dolphin I saw once was not a creature of happiness
He did not seem even mildly pleased
I saw a dolphin once, he did a sick kick
He looked so angry! He looked so sad!
He kicked and he kicked and he kicked,
The dolphin I saw was not the gentle type
He jumped into my swimming pool
As I dived to save my dog
and then what happened frank?!?
The dolphins were really upset about me trying to hurt the dog
They came up out of the water and started attacking me
I ran away and left the house to drown
I was never seen again
Frank, I can see you now…
A young dolphin, a boy about my age.
He wore a yellow and orange striped swimsuit.
The dolphin, he was one of a kind
He did something that was not right.
He ate my friend and my family
He ate my girlfriend and my dad
But my friend survived and my dad lived
So I did too
But I was still sad because
I still missed my girlfriend
She was beautiful and I loved her
And I wanted to return to that world
We all want the world we loved to return to us,
but when the dolphin and I met
He tried to hurt me
He had a really sharp thing
To cut and slice with
He would cut and slice
And he kept on doing it
So I became angry
I kicked him
He wasn’t too happy
He did not want me to go
But that made me even angrier
And he attacked
I hit him with a fish
He hit me back
And I hit him back
I hit him and he hit me
And he tried to kill me
So I kicked him
He kicked me back
Then I grabbed a rock
Then I grabbed a knife
Then I grabbed a bottle
Then I grabbed a hammer
Then I grabbed a saw
Then I grabbed a club
And I beat the dolphin
The dolphin had stopped moving
I looked at my family
They watched me as I cried
There was no one there to help
Then I saw a helicopter
I ran to the helicopter
But the helicopter was scared of me
So it flew away
I stood there in tears
A boat came to me
But the dolphins knew about the boat
So they chased it away
Then I cried in the boat
Then the people took the boat
And they said, “Don’t cry”
The dolphins then left my family and me alone
Then the boat came back and took them away
The dolphins had disappeared
I was alone
Then the boat crashed
The dolphins were still there
I thought, maybe the dolphins are real
I thought, maybe dolphins are angels
I thought, maybe I’m not alone
I thought, maybe dolphins are angels
I thought, maybe the dolphins are real
The dolphins started to swim by
They started swimming near me
They were all angry
But they knew that they were wrong
So they started apologizing
One by one, they said they were sorry
And then they left
Then I cried a lot
I felt very bad
Then I heard a noise
I thought it was the helicopter
I said, “Thank you, God”
The dolphin said, “I don’t know what it is you believe in, man”
Then he left
Then the water was calm
Then I lay down in the water
Then I slept
When I woke up I heard a voice
The voice said, “Don’t worry, man
I’ll take care of you
You’ll be okay
I’ve seen a lot of dolphins before
I won’t leave you out here, man”
Then I laughed
I said, “Thank you, Jesus”
Then the dolphins started singing
There were many different sounds
They made beautiful sounds
I started singing
I sang a beautiful song
Then the dolphins started to sing back
I sang the beautiful song louder
Then dolphins and I sang
Then dolphins and I sang louder
Then I and the dolphins sang
Then dolphins and I sang harder
And louder
And I sang louder
Then dolphins and I sang
Then dolphins and I sang
Then dolphins and I sang louder
Then dolphins and I sang loudly
Then dolphins and I sang loudly
Then the dolphins started singing loudly
Then the dolphins started singing loudly
Then the dolphins started singing loudly
Then the dolphins started singing loudly
Then dolphins and I started singing
Then dolphins and I started singing
Then dolphins and I started singing
And I sang loudest
And the dolphins sang very loud
Then I thought, “I think I need to sleep
But I don’t think I can sleep because I think I need to sing
But I think I can’t sleep because I think I need to sing
But I can’t sing
Then I said, “I think I will sing
But I can’t sing because I think I need to sleep
But I can’t sleep because I think I need to sing
But then again, I can’t sing
Then I said, “I’m tired, my brain can’t think anymore
Maybe I should go to sleep
So I went to sleep
I slept for a little while
Then I woke up
We all want the world we loved to return to us
Frank, what the hell, why are you making me cry? This is poetry???
I made some lyrics for this. I hope you enjoy them:
The Dolphins and the Ocean
A young dolphin, a boy about my age.
She wore a yellow and orange striped swimsuit.
The dolphin, she was one of a kind.
She did something that was not right.
She fed on human flesh.
She fed on human bone.
The human bones are still in the ocean.
The ocean is still around.
People die in the ocean every day.
I have a little more of the human brain.
I can feel something in my body changing.
My blood looks like water now, my bones look like water.
I remember a long time ago, my girlfriend.
When she died, she said, “I love you.”
I thought, “What a lie!”
My girlfriend said, “I love you!”
I wanted to ask, “What kind of liar are you?”
But I never said anything to her.
When the dolphins find the ocean, what will they do?
They’ll eat all the fish, they’ll eat all the people, they’ll eat all the animals.
The ocean is too full of people.
They don’t know how to feel, or what to do.
Why should they eat fish, or why should they eat people?
If they eat all the fish, they won’t get a thing to eat.
If they eat all the humans, they won’t get the brains.
The dolphins are the last fish, and they’re the only animals who think.
I remember a time when there weren’t any dolphins.
The dolphins were humans.
How did the dolphins get so smart?
Did the humans make the dolphins?
Or did the dolphins make the humans?
Or were we the only ones?
Do you think the dolphins remember the ocean?
Do you think the dolphins remember the people in the ocean?
I was sitting on a shore.
It was a sunny day.
A dolphin sat by me.
That dolphin said, “I am sorry.”
It was talking to me.
It was trying to communicate.
But it could not talk like I could.
It could not talk like humans could.
That dolphin was not intelligent.
But it wanted to communicate.
It tried to teach me.
That dolphin could not do what a human could.
It was trying to communicate, but it couldn’t.
I was crying.
The dolphin left that shore.
I was still crying.
That dolphin probably thought I was crying because I was sad.
Or maybe it was sad.
It probably thought that the ocean was beautiful.
Or maybe it was beautiful.
Humans are beautiful.
Humans make beautiful things.
But the ocean is just an animal, it isn’t anything.
If the dolphins were beautiful, they’d be smart.
They’d be able to do anything they wanted.
The dolphins had to be humans.
The ocean was just an animal.
The dolphins must be humans.
If the dolphins were just animals, then the ocean was something else.
If the ocean was something else, then the dolphins were not humans.
The dolphins were the only humans.
I was a human.
I am a human.
The ocean was just an animal.
Maybe the dolphins were just beautiful, maybe they were smart.
Maybe a human could talk like a dolphin.
But I had an ability no human had.
I could feel something changing in my body.
I could see something changing in my blood.
I could see the bones in my body changing.
My bones looked like water now. I could see the bones look like water.
The dolphins were my friends.
They were making beautiful sounds by the hundreds, by thousands.
The beautiful sounds were made by thousands of dolphins by the thousands.
One by one, the dolphins said they were sorry, until they got scared of me.
Then the people in the ocean started singing and singing and singing.
They sang the beautiful thing thousands of times.
They sang the song thousands of times.
I sang to the people in the ocean thousands of times, but they were so many things and so many and so many and so many and so many and so many and so many and there is no reason for me to feel anything.
I sang to them and they sang to me back.
Then the people in the ocean sang
Then the people in the ocean sang louder
Then I sang loudest
Then people and dolphins sang
That night, many people drowned in the ocean.
And I felt my blood change
I can feel something
Some change in my body
It has some effect on me, it is some change
It is my brain, it is my brain, now it is my human brain, with all the organs inside.
When my mother died, she said, “I love you. I love you.”
I saw her bones, the bones were in my body, inside my skull.
Her eyes were open, she was not dead.
Her eyes still looked at me, her eyes were still looking at me.
The bones looked like water.
Her eyes still looked at me.
She still loved me.
I felt love for her.
She said, “I love you,” and she said, “I love you,” but I know that her eyes never looked at me.
Her eyes and her eyes and her eyes and her eyes and her eyes
And my blood is changing
I think I am sad
I think I’ll eat, to see what’s happening
I think I should change, it should change
There is a change in my body
And the oceans have swallowed my human eyes.
There are hundreds and hundreds of eyes
I can see the ones underwater
I can see the ones in the water
I can see the ones underwater
They are still there, I can see the ones underwater
I can see the one
I can see the one underwater
The oceans are drowning me
And I think I can see the thousands of eyes, I can see the eyes
Those eyes look like my eyes
But they look like eyes
And the eyes, like the ones that were underwater
The oceans are drowning me
Like the beautiful eyes in the oceans
Can you see them
Can you see them underwater?
The oceans are drowning me
I am a human
The oceans are drowning me
With all the eyes that are the sea
I am human
And these eyes are human eyes
The eyes are underwater
The oceans are killing me
And then I thought to myself, what then?
What could have ever happened to me here, on the shore?
Then I knew how to feel
Then I felt sad
Then I sang, “My mom died
She sang me a song then
She sang me a song
And then I sang a song
And I sang
And then I thought, if I want to hear some beautiful
People singing in the sea
Then I need to sing louder
If I want to hear any of the
And then I heard the song
And then dolphins and humans and dolphins and me
And then the dolphins and me and the dolphins and us sang together
Then the humans and the dolphins sang
Then the dolphins sang louder
And the music and the water became louder
And then the dolphin and the humans and dolphins and the
Then the dolphins started singing
Then we sang
Then the dolphins started singing
Because they had the
And the dolphins started singing
And then a whale came singing and eating
But the people singing
Then, "I’m sorry, I don’t want to eat anymore”
Then all the fish died
The fish died in the sea
And the water and the sea
Now the dolphins are all the people
And the people in the oceans and the deep sea is all the fish
It is all gone.
It is all gone
And the people are crying in the ocean
The dolphins are crying
Dolphins are still in the
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